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Hi, I'm Stephen Vickers. Welcome To The Future.
an Editorial by Stephen Vickers
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I know you’ve grown accustomed to Mike and Brendan, but the future has no place for them and they’re gone now....more.
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Woah! What? Where? Chaos!
an Editorial by Sam Greer
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Okay, everybody just needs to calm down. I’ll be editing your Golden Words for the next year or so, and I’d like to tell you how I got here...more.
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True Stories About Pools
by Banana Hammock Smoothee
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(Rolando, a highly sexy Hispanic pool boy, is vacuuming a pool. His well-toned abs glisten with sweat as his tanned body works in the hot sun. Madam Sylvania approaches, carrying a glass of lemonade.)...more.
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I Love Chew
by Sir Cleetus MacDougall and The TrenchCoat Duck
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Hi, my name is Gummy McChewsalot. That’s not my real name, though; it’s just my name in “The Business” – the gum business, that is. My real name is Arnold Douchebag II...more.
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Activities for Your Easter Picnic
by The TrenchCoat Duck
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So you’ve decided to host an Easter picnic. Wonderful! Before you send out those invitations, make sure you have enough activities to keep everyone busy...more.
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The Walrus Who Wouldn't (Waltz)
by I Hate Dolphins
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Dance Instructor: Now, everybody take their partner and twirl them around by the hand-...more.
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These Are My Guns
by A Wealthy Industrialist
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Let me tell you about my guns.
Sometimes I re-enact the American Civil War with my guns....more.
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Memories of Growing Up
by Barbershop
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Avid Movie Watcher Jim Kaplan Rewrites His Favourite Movies
by A Wealthy Industrialist and Jim Kaplan
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No Country For Old Men
When Llewelyn Moss (Josh Brolin) comes upon the remains of a drug deal gone bad, he decides to steal a briefcase full of money and a tracking device....more.
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Vladimir Putin Goes to North America
by Flying Penny Whistle
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(Vladimir Putin, George Bush, Gordon Brown, Nicolas Sarkozy and several other important national leaders are sitting around a large table, looking serious.)...more.
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Easter Cartoon
by IvyClimber
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Bunker Buds!
by Golden Words
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Easter Cartoon 2
by Rembrandt Q. Uppercrust and quail juice
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Photos from my Easter Vacation
by Golden Words
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Rex Canuck, The All-Canadian Canadian All-Star in The Nefariously Evil...
by Banana Hammock Smoothee
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(The scene opens with Rex Canuck and the Prime Minister of Canada sitting in the House of Commons. Rex is eating a large Montreal smoked meat sandwich covered in savoury Canadian maple syrup.)
...more.
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My Frog Rules
by I Hate Dolphins
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You may think that I’m writing this article to tell you about the rules and regulations for raising and keeping frogs, and yes, you would be incorrect....more.
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The Most Splendid Butterfly
by Rembrandt Q. Uppercrust
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I opened my eyes to the sensation of a gentle spring breeze gently playing with my hair. I must have drifted off again....more.
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Top Ten Ways To Eat Beef
by I Hate Dolphins
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1) Straight off the cow, baby....more.
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Hey, Think About THIS!
by Woodward & Bernstein
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In 1972, President Richard Nixon won the re-election thanks in part to the Committee to Re-elect the President which, after Watergate, the press dubbed CREEP....more.
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See The Amazing Bingo & Ringo
by IvyClimber
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